CNN doing what CNN does.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
This is everything.
My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.
My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.
Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”
I was already tired from marching band but then I went to deal with those children for 5 hours.
I’m exhausted. Gonna be alone if I go on this trip tomorrow too.
Another black body returned to the earth. Another black soul gone. They’ll never hear him laugh again. They’ll never see him smile. He’s not here because of pure foolishness. I didn’t know him personally, but I know his family and friends.
Pure fuckery. The boy is dead. Why? Because of where he lived. Another black mother has burried her child before they even saw 20. Why?
Sorry can’t even cut it. I can’t dry tears. Can’t bring him back. Can’t make them smile again. Rest in a world much more peaceful than this one baby boy. Hopefully they’ll see you again.
Woo fucking sah. Not gonna get mad over petty shit. Because no.
the broken column falls down
The Broken Column (1944), Frida Kahlo / All Falls Down, Kanye West ft. Syleena Johnson
Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.
looking in the mirror after the anaconda video